No Time To Die Review: Daniel Craig’s 007 Send-Off Is Bloated And Underwhelming
Thank you for your service, Daniel Craig.
No Time To Die (PG13)
Starring Daniel Craig, Léa Seydoux, Rami Malek
Directed by Cary Joji FukunagaThere are long movies that leave you wanting for more, and there are those that are just, well, long. No Time to Die, falls in the latter category: At 163 minutes, it’s the 60-year-old franchise’s longest instalment — and one hell of a way to end Daniel Craig’s five-film run as James Bond. Just give the audience more bang for their buck, right? Perhaps. Some folks, however, might find this a bloated and underwhelming affair, more exhausting than exciting; mostly, it feels like a corporate obligation. The 25th 007 adventure — directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga (True Detective, Beasts of No Nation) — sees the M16 superspy recalled from retirement (nothing says white male privilege like chilling out in a private villa in Jamaica) to recover a programmable bioweapon (isn’t that WMD in Hobbs & Shaw as well?) from Rami Malek’s scar-faced bête noire Safin. Some knowledge of Spectre is required, notably Bond’s ties with ex-flame Madeleine Swann (Léa Seydoux) and megalomaniac and foster brother Blofeld (Christoph Waltz). The story is overcrowded and undercooked, and its mix of pathos and action uneven (Mission: Impossible: Fallout did a better juggling job). Lashana Lynch is a nice addition to the series as a Double-O operative while Ana de Amas’s rookie CIA agent Paloma’s all-too-brief appearance comes across like an after-thought. Malek’s Safin is a big disappointment: he’s so unremarkably restrained, almost as if he’s afraid to outshine Bond — it’s his movie after all. The third act is problematic, especially if you don’t buy into the Bond-Swann relationship (how can he when he’s still hung up on Vesper Lynd?). It never hits the poignant high notes of similar send-offs like The Dark Knight Rises, Logan and Avengers: Endgame. Even if it does, it’s quickly cheapened by four words in the end credits. What a shame (2.5/5 stars)
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