Greetings and salutations, fellow ... you know what, forget it. All you Star Gazers can definitely smell that it's not your usual Showbiz Sista writing this. A quick hi  — I'm Serene, the latest addition to the TODAY team and I'm blogging for May for this story —  before we get to the good stuff.   Yes, Jack Neo. The (wo)man involved in a you-kn0w-what sordid scandal from many months ago. As we've reported two months ago, on September 10, in our paper, he's cross-dressing once again to play Malaysian singer Ah Niu's mother for their upcoming movie, Homecoming.   TODAY has an exclusive sneak peek into his transformation thanks to Golden Village.

Here he is, obviously very pleased with his manicure. In between his makeup, we also manage to talk to him/her about some pressing questions. (Hint, hint: It's not about the movie.)